Food I have been consuming mainly from Earl Canteen

I have recently been snacking,eating & drinking all Over the place in a panicked food frenzy as we all know it's the end of the world soon yes? yes? Damn it don't disagree with me I'm
Not crazy your crazy! Now hand me those Orc legs they gotta be in the oven soon before Gandalf the grey comes over and well we all know how tough Orc can be.Though What isn't tough is the recently opened Earl Canteen's heart stopping Pork belly(otaway free range) baguette it's probably the worlds greatest sandwich actually no not probably it is the worlds greatest sandwich go on,I dare you to find a better sandwich under $15
. The soft succulent,tender meat is so juicy you may question if you just had a accident,with the most perfect crackling which has the amazing snap and crunch that ascends you to heaven and back .It Reminds me of the Sunday roast I wish my parents had the ability to cook.


Besides the perfect meat you will also be cleansed by some wilted silver beet and satisfied by the fennel-slaw,this combo works like magic and I can't think Of anything to improve it well besides maybe some freshly shaved white truffle could add a touch of extra magic. At Earl they also have a range of other amazingly mind blowing sandwiches(confit duck anyone?) as well but for a fatty pork obsessed snobby goth kid like me it's hard to Choose anything over that pork belly greatness.In fact it totally hijacked this whole post which i initially had no intention of talking about the belly baguette but once again pork has overtaken my priority's in life (don't ask me about the summer 98). So get your soon to be extra fat arses down to Earl Canteen for some snap,crackle and pop while you can still fit into your pants.

The hard life of being a food wanker

The issue with being Someone is that is very into good food is that it can be difficult. Even more so if you add a allergy into the mix(I’m lactarted ) and the fact I work shift work and my house mate is a 9-5 mon/fri worker so getting home at 11pm and banging pots and pans around until the wee hours isn't much of a option.

Then throw in the Fact I pretty much live between two houses one in ascot vale and the other in St Kilda and we have ourselves quite the dilemma. So I am going to document my struggle to eat amazing food all the time(first world problems eh).I'm going to try and take photos of everything I consume food and drink wise although the drink part might be a little harder being such a wino and all. Possibly also alarming to my constant denial that I drink too often

I'm sure I will post some things that may not be always top notch crap but it's all in fun and that's what the Internet is for anyway judging people anonymously.
Why would anyone really care what I eat I have no clue but I'm sure other food wankers might find themselves in a similar dilemma and could relate and feel my pain (insert emo tears).So I'm going to try and do this a few days at a time with a little brief description of what it is, how good or plain shit it is. Anyway you think this plan could be improved feel free to leave a comment below; Will post next other next day or so.